Okay. Here we go. An in-depth article with tips on how to get your work done in plenty of time so you can avoid those nasty deadlines and unwanted last minute changes.
I'll just turn on my computer....
It's booting up....
Oh -- here we go.
Right.
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The best way to meet a deadline is-
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written by: Renaud Timson/Associate Creative Director at CHEZ 106.
assisted by: Craig Jackman/Production Director at CHEZ 106. He watched the flashing cursor while I went... uh, out.
(Gee, I hope I'm not too late.)
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