Not Every Business is a Circus

Length: :60
Writer: Earl P
Copy:

((CIRCUS MUSIC/BAD - TEMPO PITCH ALTERED))

ANCR: Not every business you go into is... a real circus.

CROWD: OOOOOOO!!!!

ANCR: You won't see amazing acts like these…

RINGMASTER: “LOOK AT AWE upon the bearded man”

CROWD: Ahhhhhh

RINGMASTER: “HEAR the Talking Mute”

MALE: “Hi everybody”

ANCR: How does he do it? He’s a mute and yet he speaks!

ANCR: Be amazed at…

RINGMASTER: “The worlds first ever STRIPE-LESS ZEBRA”

FEMALE: It’s a freak of nature!

ANCR: Or you may be asked to participate... ride in the “Trolley of Death”

((SHOPPING TROLLEY SFX - SQUEAKY WHEEL)

CHILD: Weeeeeeeee!

You won't see all this, and more at the <BUSINESS NAME>, because we're NOT a Circus.

((MUSIC CHANGES))

In fact... we are very serious about everything we do...

((INSERT BUSINESS DESCRIPTION))

<BUSINESS NAME>, <LOCATION>, <CONTACT DETAILS>

((MUSIC CHANGES BACK TO CIRCUS))

We don't clown about when it comes to your <SERVICE>

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