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February 2008 RAP

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February 2008 Highlights

Production 212: Impressionism Mechanism (How to Become a Dutch Master... NOT a Cigar)

For some of you dear readers, this column will be a bit of déjà vu all over again. LOL – I keep comparing what we do to art and how we can step up our skills to become Masters. Last month I told you to never underestimate the audience. This month I want to remind you that, like art, radio production is a mental thing, even though we strive to make it emotional. The emotion you feel when you stand next to Michelangelo’s David or gaze at Rembrandt’s Danea, is what makes these pieces communicate and gosh… I’m pretty sure that’s what we’re trying to do aurally. You might not see the immediate relevance of a bit of art history has to radio production, but it’s an important allegory to what we do, so stick with me, please.

Interview: Zeus the Voice, Cheraw, South Carolina

Chances are, you’ve heard the voice of Zeus. Currently serving over 100 radio stations and television network affiliates, Zeus has carved a nice piece of the voiceover pie in a relatively short period of time. And if that sounds like a lot of stations to be dealing with regularly, you’re right. In fact, Zeus finally had to build a small studio at his vacation home to keep up with the demand. Now that’s a good thing. This month’s RAP Interview gets the inside story on this successful VO talent, who has firmly planted himself among radio’s top imaging VO talents. Zeus shares some of his tips to success while living the good life in a little town of 10,000 people. Some of his work is featured on this month’s RAP CD.

Feature: The New World of Opportunity

As 2008 unfolds, there is considerable consternation at all levels of radio. Declining audiences and revenues, ongoing encroachment by internet radio, iPods and satellite radio, personnel attrition and incredible shrinking budgets are but a few. The simple fact is that these issues are supra the role and scope of radio’s imaging and commercial producers. Your ability to persuade the decision-makers that creativity is important has been limited. Readers of RAP have fought the good fight for many years, eloquently and passionately.

Radio Hed: No Imagination

There once was a man with no imagination. Whatever came to him through his senses was what he experienced. Nothing more. Songs made no sense to him. Poetry – meaningless. Multimedia, subtlety, irony, metaphors, humor – all were a waste of time. They triggered no memories, evoked no emotional responses. Stories, plays, movies and books were just… words. You had to repeat information to him ceaselessly to communicate.

Test Drive: Speakerphone from Audio Ease

Anyone who has been around production for a while knows how to create a phone filter using EQ; just roll off everything below 500 Hz and above 2.5 kHz, add a little distortion, and Bob's your uncle. Whether it's used simply for dramatic effect, to add realism to phone conversations in spots, or theatrically to indicate a character's inner thought process, the classic phone filter is perhaps one of the most-used effects in production. Or, as the Firesign Theater's Nick Danger would ask, "and ...how do I make my voice do this?"

Audio Ease, the folks who brought you one of the first pro-level convolution reverb processors, has tackled the simple phone filter and applied the same sophisticated convolution technology to emulating phones, radios, turntables, guitar cabinets, walkie-talkies, and almost anything else with a speaker. The result is Speakerphone, a plug-in that includes a speaker emulator, a convolution reverb, signal processing, and even some cool background effects samples. This ain't your father's phone filter -- even Bud Selig would recognize the juice that's used here. Let's take a look.

Feature: Lessons Learned at the Knee of Pete Townsend

If you are still new in your Radio Production career, if you still can’t believe that they actually pay you every two weeks to play with someone else’s toys, if you think getting to spend all day creating little sixty second pieces of audio art is better than sex, you don’t need to read this article. Just go on to the next article. Go ahead.

OK, the young folks are gone. We adults can talk veteran to veteran. If you’ve been in Radio Production for more than just a bit, you are going have those days occasionally. You know, those kind of days where you say, "Why am I doing this?" Again. Why am I dealing with this client? The kind of client who hasn’t liked anything you’ve ever done but somehow remain on the air on your station on a daily basis. Why am I dealing with plastic Herb Tarlick replicas that don’t care a whit about burning you so long as the scent of fire stays away from their reasonably priced suit and they can get to the dealer on time to pick up their freshly leased SUV? The kind of days where you wonder exactly where all that excitement went. I mean wasn’t it just here not that long ago?

Feature: Skip the Cliché, Drop the Excess Verbiage

I abhor clichés, especially in radio copy. They are lazy. "For all your toe shoe needs," "sale ends soon," "the tent is up, the prices are down." Ick. I know I'm not alone, 'cause audiences mentally tune out at these trite idiocies. Where's the inspiration? Where's the motivation? Why are we wasting our time writing, producing and listening to these? My intent for this article was to provide a list of some clichés I've heard in radio copy over the past couple months (no wonder I feel sick, I've been listening for those nasty clichés) and provide alternatives. But I have found in assembling this article that the vast majority of cliché's used in commercials come because the copywriter is 'telling' the audience, instead of 'showing' them something.

...And Make It Real Creative - Making Noise: Chapter 9

Welcome class, synth school is back in session. When last we met, I was explaining how oscillators and samples are the basic sounds used by the synthesizer to create an entirely new sound. They can be a waveform generated by the oscillator, a noise generator, or in the case of sampler/synthesizers, it may be a sampled waveform which is than manipulated. With some keyboard synthesizers, the "sampling" can be done on the fly via a mic plugged into the input (think vocoder). Whatever flavor you use, one or more of these base sounds is mixed together to begin creating an entirely new sound.

The Monday Morning Memo: Why Most Ads Put Us to Sleep

How often are you conscious of the fact that Earth, only Earth, is buried beneath an ocean of
air? We, the fleas that dance on the skin of Mother Earth, live in this dry ocean. We use it to hold our airplanes off the ground. We blow out candles with it. We suck it in and out of our lungs like a fish pulls water through its gills. And we almost never think about it. Akintunde, my friend from botanical green Nigeria, tells me his first impression of America was that everything here smelled burnt. He spent his first few days turning this way and that, ever looking for the fire. Finally he realized it was only the hydrocarbons of a hundred million cars.