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July 2003 RAP

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July 2003 Highlights

Feature: Something Different: Theme Park Sound Design

Having worked in the radio and TV production industry for around 10 years, when I first visited the Disney and Universal theme parks in Florida back in 1999, I was totally blown away though I must confess I probably spent as much time trying to see "behind the scenes" as I did looking ahead of me. The trip certainly planted the seeds of an idea, and having only established NYPD (New Yorkshire Production Department) a few months earlier specializing in commercial production - I decided that I wanted to diversify into bigger sound design projects too. So on my return to the UK, I made a call to the nearest park, Pleasure Island, which is only around 30 miles from my home.

Interview: Rob Frazier, KLSX-FM, Los Angeles, California

In this era of post-consolidation, its hard to find a Production Director working for just one station. Well, not only did we find a one-station operation, but they have THREE full-time production people on staff. Rob Frazier is the Commercial Production Director at Infinity's KLSX-FM in Los Angeles, and this month we get the inside scoop on this dream gig. Its another infrequent case of management realizing the importance of a solid creative production team and following through by providing their sales department with the support they need to truly succeed.

Test Drive: SFX Machine RT from The Sound City Guy, Inc.

Left to my own devices for this months product review, I found myself compelled to look at a software plug-in whose sole purpose is to twist, mangle and otherwise brutalize audio. While this plug includes some of the usual EQ, compression, and reverb functions that one might expect in an effects processor, its definitely not for the pristine-audio-quality crowd. Nope, this plug-in is decidedly lo-fi, and can be just the thing when your CD collection of promo ear-candy whooshes, sweeps, filters and zaps is sounding tired.

Q It Up: The RAP Network Speaks - Working With Inexperienced Voice Talent - Part 2

Q It Up: What things do you do to improve the read you get from inexperienced voice talent such as children, interns, salespeople that happen to be handy, and those wonderful clients who want to be on their commercials?

Radio Hed: Listener As Hero

We've all heard the advertising phrase "product as hero." For decades, advertisers have endowed their products or services with powers to help us overcome obstacles in our daily lives and bring us happiness. Advertising stories were about consumers obtaining these things outside themselves to bolster their own weaknesses and failings.

Feature: Inspiring Inspiration

The empty page challenges me like a white glove slapped across my face to mark the beginning of the duel. Writing can be like that. Armed with only two bullet points from a rookie Account Executive and the phrase, "the client wants something creative," we are bound by honor to take ten paces, turn and create! As they say in New Ulm, Minnesota, "Oofta!"

So before the writers block starts building itself into a wall, I remember the advice of one professional writer: "You're a writer. So write." I pause for a moment. I clear my head. Then I say a short prayer and go.

...And Make It Real Creative:

A word of advice before you let your client rip-off every TV-land cliché. It doesn't take copyright infringement to grab a listener by the memories they share with every other listener. Nearly every event in your life, even the most ridiculous, insane, "couldn't have happened to anyone else," has. That's why building Creative around something silly like a kid wearing a towel cape and jumping off a garage roof, or an obsessive Mother who organizes her spice rack alphabetically and her shoes by color, will work. Somewhere, sometime, your listeners knew these people or maybe they were/are one of these people.

Feature: How To Write A Really Crappy Commercial The Client Will Love; or 60 Seconds of Brilliance from 10 Seconds of Bullshit; or How to Just Get It Off Your Desk

We've all encountered the AE that turns in a business name, address, phone number, and product category and asked for a commercial or a spec for tomorrow. We've dealt with 2" by 2" newspaper ads stapled to production orders with the instructions, "Just Be Creative" in the comments section. We've seen a dark photocopy from the yellow pages with the business circled and "Starts at 11:00am" scrawled in the margins. Hopefully, you've learned getting mad and asking the GM or GSM to instruct the salespeople to do their job, has no effect. Here are a few sure-fire ways of coming up with an award-winning commercial* that will put a smile on the clients face, spots on the stations log, tons of money in the AEs pocket, and mounds of revenue in the company's coffers.

The Monday Morning Memo: One Two Three Four; A Few Scribbled Notes Found Written in the Margins of the Wizard's Mind

ONE - In the language of human persuasion, verbs are more powerful than nouns. Why is this important?

TWO - The eyes and the ears are separate organs, and the processing, storage, and retrieval of sight and sound are accomplished in completely unrelated parts of the brain. Why do you need to know this?