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January 2002 RAP

The RAP CD

January 2002 Highlights

Feature: One Word is Worth a Thousand Pictures

Siren picture the word. What do you think of when you see the word siren? Police car? Ambulance? Fire Truck? Rescue Squad? Civil Defense Emergency? Air Raid Warning? Or how about those mythically beautiful creatures that tried to lure Odysseus to his death?

Whoever said a picture is worth a thousand words is a deranged lunatic. As I wrote in "Show Vs. Tell," a picture is just about useless without words to tell you what it means. However, a single word or combination of words can offer up thousands and thousands of mental pictures. And each picture is different to each human who perceives it because each of us has a different mental image of what the word is describing.

Interview: Ned Spindle - Q101, Chicago

If you like theatre of the mind production and the freedom to get a little crazy with your ideas, the Alternative Rock format is a good home for you. Leading the rock race in the country's 3rd largest market is Emmis Q101 in Chicago. The man keeping the station on the imaging edge is Ned Spindle, another one of those guys that found out people actually pay you "for goofing off and having a wandering mind."

Feature: The Best Workstation

A favorite recurring topic among broadcast producers concerns digital workstations. Which one is the fastest, easiest to use, allows the greatest flexibility, makes the best sounding production? I've heard SAW owners say they envy the Pro Tools users and Pro Tools users say they envy Audicy users. Of course those were far fewer than the SAW users who say SAW is tops and Audicy users who claim their system is best. The simple fact is, they're all the best. Now, before you English majors get on my case to explain how superlatives work, let me tell a little story. It might seem a bit off topic, but the payoff makes it work.

Test Drive: Ozone from iZotope

I like compression. I like compression a lot. Its an effect that makes what I do sound better, although its all too easy to overuse. Even though I like compression, I've never really been head over heels in love with any of the compressors I've used - hardware or software. Of all of the ones I've used my favorite is the Waves C4 multi-band compressor/limiter. As the final touch on a mix that has to blast through the clutter, its one that I've reached for. When I heard that the ingenious young people at iZotope were working on a multi-band compressor/limiter with EQ called Ozone, I was looking forward to seeing what it could do. In case you've forgotten, iZotope is the company that makes Vinyl, the free software plug-in that emulates a turntable. Handy for CDs and turntable-less studios and its the most enjoyable bit of code I've come across in a long time.

Radio Hed: The Straw Man Cometh

Create a straw man. Invent a competitor, create a fanatic, a lunatic, an eccentric, a devils advocate, an overblown skeptic, or an out-of-control situation to position the advertiser as hero.

Don't make the examples so unbelievable that the audience discounts the point you're trying to make. Example: if your client owns a car wash, don't create someone who sandblasts his car whenever it gets dirty. Maybe have a conversation with someone who collects a years worth of dirt on his car and views it as art, or a great procrastinator who waits for a rainstorm to wash off the accumulated dirt.

Q It Up: The RAP Network Speaks - Handling Last Minute Digital Deliveries - Part 2

Q It Up: One of the advertiser benefits of digital delivery systems such as SpotTaxi, SpotTraffic, DGS and others, as well as direct email and FTP download, is that the advertiser can get their commercials to the radio stations, literally, at the last minute. Newspapers and TV stations can take advantage of this and provide timely and topical commercials produced only a couple of hours before they're scheduled to air. And for any advertiser, its possible to make "instant" revisions. These "benefits" however, can sometimes have a negative effect on your production department as it scrambles to handle last minute production orders. There's also the increased chance of spots being missed because the commercial arrived too late, which can result in lost revenue as that avail disappears. If you use these digital delivery systems, how much are you and your department/station(s) affected by this last minute capability? If this creates problems for you and your station(s), how do you deal with them? Please add any further comments you might have on the subject.

...And Make It Real Creative:

Animosity is an ugly thing on many levels. Working together becomes difficult, communication impossible. Yet here we are, on the same team, all trying to make the radio station a success, working together like one big dysfunctional family. Little wonder that a salesperson might make a claim that a client can use the latest Britney song on their commercial without paying royalties. Odds are said salesperson was never told the rules, what with the lack of communication in the building.

Personal Computing: Keeping Hackers Away With Personal Firewalls

On any given day hackers try to breach my Internet-connected computers a half dozen or more times, looking for a "server" to use to launch attacks against others or trying to plant "trojan" or "zombie" programs on my PCs to take control of them. I'm not alone. If you have a full-time Internet connection, you're probably being probed continually as well. The media has had its hands full lately reporting high-profile computer break-ins. You'd think we were in the midst of an all-out info-war.

The Drawing Board: Build or Kill Creativity

Creativity is a funny thing. Some people can sit down with a pad and pen and "decide" to be creative. Soon after their pen touches the paper, they have the makings of a great spot. I have worked with many production talents who can work in this magnificent manner. I have often wondered what makes these guys different from the guys who constantly run into creative roadblocks. Do they think differently? Did they inherit a "creative gene" that others were not fortunate enough to endure? Wait a minute -- maybe they ate their vegetables as a child -- instead of secretly slipping them to Duke, the family dog. Everyone thinks differently, but that doesn't mean you cant be creative -- even if it doesn't come when you call for it.

Monday Morning Memo: Sneak Past the Security Guard

Doubt is what happens when the security guard of the rational, logical left-brain isn't sure whether to accept an idea or not. But unlike his left-brain counterpart, the right-brain doesn't make judgments at all. He isn't concerned in the least about the plausibility of an idea; that's the left-brains job. So when your idea is rejected at the door of the left-brain, just knock on Righty's door. Hell let anyone in. Once inside the mind, your idea can scoot over to the logical left-brain on the waterslide of symbolic thought.